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Was having fun playing the game with friends until suddenly someone joined our game screaming profanities and started exploding. Then the game ended and we were kicked to the main menu. Clearly something is not secure on the backend if a random player can just drop in and wreck the session…
Sorted by "funny" votes. Best enjoyed with a snack.
Played this with friends. We caught 3 fish, committed 17 crimes, shot things that probably didn't need shooting and nobody knows where the boat is. Still learned absolutely nothing about fishing. 10/10 educational experience.
violence is not an answer, it is a question, and the answer is always yes
A game designed by someone who's heard of a seahorse but has never seen one and did his best. Would recommend.
goofy ass game, but fun as hell with/without friends. runs on basically anything aswell
I hit a trickshot at 20fps with a sniper and got a 6x multiplier on a seagull. I gambled it all away and got nothing. 10/10
-spawned in -grabbed some clams and bought a fishing rod -got my first crab -it gets stolen by a bird -got my second crab -again, it gets stolen -got my third crab -it got stolen later -went on an island -bought a gun -took my revenge 10/10 would unalive stup…
-Fish up fih. -Try to trickshot it with sniper. -No scope friend by accident. -Fih escapes, friend mad. -Friend shoots me. 10/10 would shoot my friends again.
The correct way to play is aim at a fish, then accidentally drag your crosshair onto your friend's head, then slap your friend twice and say "you can't sleep here."
Great game. I caught Travis Scott, deposited him in the casino, shot grandpa with a pistol, and went fishing on top of that. (then I launched the game)
Compensates for the regret of never being able to scoop fish with a American-style iaido net √ Came back empty-handed because my aim and tracking weren't precise enough. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man Aimlabs and you feed him for a lifetime.
A cool game, especially the part where a crab sexually assaults me.
My friend who completes ironman triathlons and works out diligently... we went to the beach and spotted a seagull. He found it cute and reached to pet it despite everyone warning him. He insisted it was fine... and right in front of our eyes, the seagull grabbed him and dragged him into the sky. Only a faint scream left behind. He vanished into the high sky. I still haven't forgotten it... since then I never touch seagulls.
"Please open up the Steam Workshop. Your game is just one step away from being a masterpiece!" Please open the Steam Workshop — your game is one step from a masterpiece!
Now this is the frendslop you want. Beer, gambling, knife inspection animations and fishing. Special
Fishing, gambling and guns. Everything a man could ever want
The fake fishing simulator × the real aim-training equipment. We trained two grandmasters — come try it yourself.
Listed not to discourage you, but so you know what to expect before playing with friends.
Was having fun playing the game with friends until suddenly someone joined our game screaming profanities and started exploding. Then the game ended and we were kicked to the main menu. Clearly something is not secure on the backend if a random player can just drop in and wreck the session…
The difficulty scaling is questionable — seems the same regardless of player count. Two of us with fully-upgraded SMGs couldn't beat the boss on island 3. Strongly suggest a difficulty option and scaling by player count. (Patch later added difficulty options — will revisit.)
The game is genuinely fun — played six hours straight with a friend. But the save system is the fatal flaw: after saving and returning, everything in your inventory is gone, only progress remains. The official Discord can only recover backpack items, and the backpack is tiny. Will switch to positive once it's fixed.
A game I'll never forgive. Fished, collected and upgraded island by island, fully modded — then everything vanished because I trusted the word "save." After clearing 3 islands with a smile and hitting save + quit, every item on the boat — three fully-modded guns, piles of trophies, rods, dynamite — was wiped by the game's mechanic. Nothing warned me. Never forgiving.